Sunday, November 13, 2005

"Meg Needs"

Much thanks to Jana for this idea. Type your name into google followed by the word "needs" and record the first 10 things that pop up.

Here's my list of needs. Suprisingly accurate.

1) Meg needs a drink and to go to the Bahamas and find a man. (seriously, this is the first one that popped up!)
2) Meg needs to learn to let go.
3) Meg needs to to work hard to maintain the loyalty of fans.
4) Meg needs a home.
5) Meg needs a drink.
6) Meg needs to tell the truth before Paul does. (who's Paul? What truth is he going to tell?)
7) Meg needs as much continuity as possible.
8) Meg needs to figure out her place.
9) Meg (Ryan) needs a bra.
10) The last thing Meg needs is to be sexy-smart.
11) Meg needs you! (number 11 was too fun not to put up here.)

SO if you want to play, put a note in my comments and I'll come find out what you need.

Fun, Fun!

26 comments:

Christian said...

It doesn't work as well when your first name is the proper title of the world's largest religion...

Caroline said...

Here are my results:

*Caroline needs most at the moment.

*Caroline needs most and is incapable of.

*Caroline needs an MRI every year for the rest of her life.

*Caroline needs fluids, and we worry (probably unnecessarily) that she isn't
getting enough.

*Caroline needs to be more sexy. (whoohoo, this one goes over well for a woman in ministry!)

*Caroline needs you to sponsor.

Phil said...

I joined the club too. Mine weren't accurate at all, though, unless (as I hope isn't the case) any of you've lately found yourself thinking "What that Phil Christman needs is a kick to the nuts."

jana said...

My comments on what Meg needs:

3) Meg needs to to work hard to maintain the loyalty of fans.
I don't think this refers to your blog fans -- you appease us easily with your words!

5) Meg needs a drink.
Me too! Gimme a call soon.

6) Meg needs to tell the truth before Paul does. (who's Paul? What truth is he going to tell?)
I like to think this has something to do with women in ministry.

10) The last thing Meg needs is to be sexy-smart.
But you already are!


I'm now going to post what my brother-in-law Henry needs, which is even funnier if you know him personally:

1. Henry Needs a Haircut
2. Henry needs surgery
3. Henry must be a calming force
4. Henry needs to bring closure to the entire, unfortunate incident
5. Henry Needs a Drink
6. HENRY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES TAB
7. Henry Needs a Haircut
8. Henry needs a rest
9. Henry-Needs Finishing!
10. Henry needs partner for offense to sizzle

Carlos said...

Apparently Carlos needs to be adopted and have a healthy home... that has appeared several times. Oh my.

Randy said...

~ Meg needs to do well on her Hebrew test on Monday!

Rachel Birr said...

Evidently,

Rachel needs to have blush that is very bright and colorful.

Rachel needs to be responsible for her own behavior.

Rachel needs to stop being so loud.

Rachel needs your prayers.

Rachel needs help when she enters Manhattan's meat-packing district to help three transvestite hookers find out who murdered one of their friends.

Rachel needs to buck-up.

Rachel needs £5000.

Rachel needs to refer to Web sites, manuals, and a variety of documentation.

Rachel needs guidance and normal supervision.

Rachel needs courage, luck, and the help of Devin Marshall, the one man she fears because of his ability to penetrate her defenses.

Rachel needs help with a question on "Value Laddering"

Rachel needs $180.70 ($580.70 minus $400) to bring her income up to the OSIPM standard.

Okay, so maybe that was more than 10, but it was a fun time. Thankss for the idea.

Beth said...

Everyone seems to have already done it for me, so the first 7 or so are just a recounting of the same items in different orders. Bummer

Nicole said...

It's great when several celebrities, including Anna Nicole have the same first name as you do!

-Nicole needs to raise around 600 to ensure her place.
My place in what?

-Nicole needs a family that can provide her with the accommodations she needs for her wheelchair and other medical supplies.


-Nicole Needs help.
This is so true in so many ways.

-Newbie Nicole needs inspiration/encouragement...

umm hmm, people, bring it on.

-Nicole needs to gain about 30 or so pounds, some talent, and at least one movie
that doesn't suck.
I don't know about gaining 30lbs, more like lose 30 lbs.

-"Nicole needs to find productive ways to spend her time when Ryan isn't
around."
Boy, Kevin is sure going to be upset that he isn't enoug when Ryan isn't around.

-Nicole needs to get to a photo shoot.
Sure....right after class.

-Nicole needs to shut her mouth.She is fat and ugly. (OUCH!)

Tell me how you really feel.

-Nicole needs open lines of communication.
Most psychologists do...

-Nicole needs the Solar Plexus blend ('Persephone') to recharge her self-confidence.
huh?

Jocelyn said...

lol... when I tried it, I found that another blogger named Jocelyn had already done her version of Jocelyn Needs, and I kept getting hits from her list! but I managed to get 10 hits, the funniest of which was, "jocelyn needs your financial support..."
and "Jocelyn needs her mother..."

ninjanun said...

I posted mine over on my blog. Fun game! Thanks for sharing.

matthew said...

Hi there meg. I've been reading your blog for quite some time (I linked to it from Jim over at serotoninrain.) Anyway, I took you up on your meme. Feel free to see how things turned out at my site.

Abby said...

I did this a while back. See the results at http://applekale.blogspot.com/2005/10/what-abby-needs.html
It was really fun.

Wasp Jerky said...

Ah, no worries Nicole. I am apparently now living with Lucy from 7th Heaven. I would rather shove a sharp stick in my eye. Twice.

-Kevin Needs Your Help!

-Kevin needs guns and kung-fu to go with his philosophy 3. Kevin needs his friends to constantly tell him he's the best 4. Kevin needs to be locked up

-Kevin needs prayers!

-We Need to Talk About Kevin

-Kevin needs a wardrobe expert

-Kevin needs our help

-Kevin Needs Your Money

-Kevin needs to get Martin Sargent set up before he moves back to SF so we can here what the Sarge is up to these days

-Kevin needs expert witnesses, research, and other things that the court is unlikely to provide much financial help for

-I think Kevin needs a job where he can work at home or where he can work 2-3 days a week, and while he works, Lucy works from home

Lorraine said...

That was amusing. I put my list on my blog, with all due credit of course. Good luck with Hebrew.

Elizabeth said...

1. Elizabeth needs loving
2. Elizabeth needs protection
3. Queen Elizabeth needs the Fashion Police!
4. Elizabeth needs to be loved, pursued and reassured
5. Elizabeth needs to stick around
6. Elizabeth needs the indirect image of Darcy
7. So when Elizabeth needs to find something quick, and she only remembers a few keywords related to it, she uses Omea Pro's Desktop Search functionality
8. Elizabeth needs to maintain its large employment base
9. Elizabeth needs to confront Conway about his publishing her preliminary work without her consent (yeah, Conway, cut it out!)
10. Elizabeth needs to read Robert's fine print

myste said...

not as fun when you have a rare name. my only result:

So come buy with Bid On Auctions for all your Myste needs.

meg said...

omg i was playing that game (my name is meg) and your thing popped up. woahhh

Meg said...

Heavens. As the above commenter. I did the exact same thing.

Meg!!! said...

Hey!!! Go the 'Megs'! I'm a 'Meg' too, & we all rok!!!

(I really do need to go to the bahamas & get a man... if only to get away from my family!!!)

Luv ya all!!! especially if ur a 'Meg'!!!

meg said...

"omg i was playing that game (my name is meg) and your thing popped up. woahhh "


yeah me too! signed...Meg

Anonymous said...

Hello. I put in "Jocelyn needs" in google and it didn't work and I read what you said at the top of your page and it said to comment you if you want to know what you need so...Here you go. I'd like to know what I need! =D Hehe.

Anonymous said...

I was doing Meg needs for my friend and then I saw this and did it for me!

So. Mahalia needs:

1)to be listened to
2) to give it up an stop singing my ears hurt
3) something named after a Jackson
4) a song that's a little more livelier than that
5) any introduction, certainly not by us
6) to continue to stick together
7) to get into the building and see what the problems are
8) Jamie AND the money he needs to buy Mahalia’s chocolates
9) more than a measely 5 stars
10) you to wail - with me, for me


haha

Bye!

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Meg @ Soup Is Not A Finger Food said...

Hi there Meg, I am another Meg and I saw the "needs" game on Facebook. So, I googled it, and your blog post came up first on the list. I clicked thru, and was interested by your title - because my brother-in-law is an ordained Presbyterian minister (though is now a college professor), and I have been calling him the Irreverent Reverend for years owing to his sardonic wit and sense of humor. Anyway, thought that was an interesting connection that you might enjoy.

--Meg Needs (to spend less time on Facebook playing silly games!)